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Drawing Entity Relationship Diagrams with Stable Diffusion

Documenting your database and code is such a pain in the rear. Wouldn’t it be awesome if artificial intelligence could help? Good news! There are a bunch of AI systems like Stable Diffusion and DALL-E...

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Classing Up SSMS is as Easy as 1, 2, 3.

Step 1: go into Tools, Options and set this: Step 2, set this: Step 3, check this box: And presto, no one will ever again question whether or not you know what you’re doing.

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Why Haven’t You Disabled SA? Wrong Answers Only.

On social media, I asked folks, “Why haven’t you disabled the SA account in your SQL Servers? Wrong answers only.” The results were pretty funny: “I went a step further and also created an account...

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What Would You Ask Your Predecessor? Get Answers with ChatGPT.

So many times in my career, I’ve come across a questionable query, table design, or server configuration decision, and I just wanted to reach out to The Last Person™ to find out what the hell they were...

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